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My father-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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