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Bad food

My father-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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