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Bad food

My father-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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