Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My father-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.