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My father-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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