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Bad food

My father-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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