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Bad food

My father-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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