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My father-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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