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My father-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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