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My father-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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