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My father-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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