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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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