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My father-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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