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My father-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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