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Bad food

My father-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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