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Bad food

My father-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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