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Bad food

My father-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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