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Bad food

My father-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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