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Bad food

My father-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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