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Bad food

My father-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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