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Bad food

My father-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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