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Bad food

My father-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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