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Bad food

My father-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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