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Bad food

My father-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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