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Bad food

My father-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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