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My father-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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