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My father-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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