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Bad food

My father-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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