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Bad food

My father-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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