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Bad food

My father-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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