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Bad food

My father-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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