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Bad food

My father-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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