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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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