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My father-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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