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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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