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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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