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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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