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My father-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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