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My father-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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