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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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