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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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