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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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