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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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