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My father-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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