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My father-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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