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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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