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My father-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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