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Bad food

My father-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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