Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My father-in-law ate …

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a stale biscuit mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice the last Rolo cat biscuits turkey twizzlers soggy lettuce stinky tofu

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