Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My father-in-law ate …

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a box of dead mice a wedge of blue cheese the last Rolo cat biscuits soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta canned prunes yesterday's fish a stale biscuit

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