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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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