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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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