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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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