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My mother-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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