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My mother-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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