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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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