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My mother-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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