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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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