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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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