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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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