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My mother-in-law ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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