Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
mother-in-law
ate
stale bread
and
head-butted
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
a farmer
a ticket inspector
a man
a train driver
a woman
a student
a tramp
a surgeon
a soldier
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.