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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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