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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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