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My mother-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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