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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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