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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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