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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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