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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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