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My mother-in-law ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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