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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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