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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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