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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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