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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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