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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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