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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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