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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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