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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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