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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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