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My mother-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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