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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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