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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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