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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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