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My mother-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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