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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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