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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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