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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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