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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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