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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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