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Bad food
My
mother-in-law
ate
a stale biscuit
and
slapped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a man
a shepherd
a dentist
a policewoman
a train driver
a doctor
a surgeon
a student
a woman
a pilot
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