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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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