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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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