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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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