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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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