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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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