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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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