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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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