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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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