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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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