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My mother-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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