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My mother-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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