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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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