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My mother-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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