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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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