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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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