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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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