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My mother-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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