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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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