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Bad food
My
mother-in-law
ate
Brussels sprouts
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
kneed
bit
throat-punched
Vulcan death-gripped
scissor-kicked
kicked
nutcracker choked
head-butted
slapped
strangled
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