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My mother-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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