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My mother-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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