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My mother-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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