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My mother-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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