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My mother-in-law ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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