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My mother-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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