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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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