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My mother-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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