Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.