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My mother-in-law ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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