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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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