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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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