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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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