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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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