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My mother-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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