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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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