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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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