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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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