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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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