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Bad food
My
mother-in-law
ate
mushy peas
and
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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strangled
Vulcan death-gripped
throat-punched
slapped
scissor-kicked
nutcracker choked
kneed
roundhouse kicked
punched
karate-chopped
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