Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.