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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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