Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate canned prunes and head-butted …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

East Timorese Cameroonian Malian Jordanian South Sudanese Algerian Cypriot Citizen of Bosnia and Herzegovina Lebanese Cape Verdean

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.