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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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