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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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