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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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