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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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