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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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