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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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