Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.