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My mother-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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