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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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