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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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