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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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