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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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