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My mother-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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