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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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