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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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