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My mother-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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