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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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