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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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