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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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