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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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