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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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