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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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