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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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