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Bad food

My mother-in-law ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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