Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate …

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a wedge of blue cheese cat biscuits stale bread a stale biscuit yesterday's fish a plate of soggy nachos soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta the last Rolo canned prunes

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