Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate …

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a box of dead mice a stale biscuit yesterday's fish over-cooked pasta a wedge of blue cheese a plate of soggy nachos mouldy potatoes the last Rolo Brussels sprouts stale bread

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