Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate …

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a plate of soggy nachos the last Rolo mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit yesterday's fish soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers stinky tofu cat biscuits a box of dead mice

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