Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate …

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a wedge of blue cheese turkey twizzlers the last Rolo canned prunes a box of dead mice cat biscuits yesterday's fish mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit stinky tofu

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