Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate …

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soggy lettuce a plate of soggy nachos stale bread a box of dead mice a stale biscuit yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta the last Rolo turkey twizzlers

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