Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate …

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a box of dead mice soggy lettuce yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta stale bread mushy peas Brussels sprouts mouldy potatoes a plate of soggy nachos

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