Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My mother-in-law ate …

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cat biscuits a box of dead mice yesterday's fish stale bread a stale biscuit soggy lettuce the last Rolo mouldy potatoes Brussels sprouts a wedge of blue cheese

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