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Bad food

My step-auntie Elizabeth ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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