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Bad food

My step-auntie Elizabeth ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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