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Bad food

My step-auntie Elizabeth ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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