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My step-auntie Elizabeth ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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