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Bad food

My step-auntie Elizabeth ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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