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Bad food

My step-auntie Elizabeth ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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