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Bad food

My step-auntie Elizabeth ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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