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Bad food

My step-auntie Elizabeth ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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