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Bad food

My step-auntie Elizabeth ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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