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My step-auntie Elizabeth ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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