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My step-auntie Elizabeth ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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