Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Elizabeth ate …

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a box of dead mice a plate of soggy nachos yesterday's fish stale bread a stale biscuit stinky tofu a wedge of blue cheese mushy peas mouldy potatoes the last Rolo

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