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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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