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My step-auntie Dorothy ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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