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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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