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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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