Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.