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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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