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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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