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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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