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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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