Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
step-auntie
Dorothy
ate
a plate of soggy nachos
and
scissor-kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Faroese
Yemeni
Thai
Tuvaluan
Gambian
Macedonian
Kittitian
Angolan
Kenyan
Kuwaiti
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.