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My step-auntie Dorothy ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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