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My step-auntie Dorothy ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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