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My step-auntie Dorothy ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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