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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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