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My step-auntie Dorothy ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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