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Bad food

My step-auntie Dorothy ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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