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My step-auntie Dorothy ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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