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My step-auntie Dorothy ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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