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My step-auntie Dorothy ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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